we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
get in loser we’re going shopping
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
this is the best advice ever omg
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
my nickname in middle school was “who?”