skyw4lkerr:

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

get in loser we’re going shopping

niick4:

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” 

warandpichu:

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

this is the best advice ever omg

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”